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Apple engineers and Microsoft employees
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket.
“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Microsoft employee. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers the Apple engineer.
They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “ticket, please.” The door opens just a krack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the Microsoft employees decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.
“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Microsoft employee. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an Apple engineer.
When they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a restroom and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft employees are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please…”
Space for me
Save a small space to me in your Heart
for being your friend not in your Mind
The mind easily forgets
But
Heart always remembers truely.
Cute line for special friends
" I am not a Pencil to write your happiness"
But
" I Will be a nice Rubber to erase all your sadness".
But
" I Will be a nice Rubber to erase all your sadness".
A Beautiful Line
"Care is to express but not to impress People"
When Care is expressed truly
People will be impressed automatically..
Domination
Girl: I forget to bring my purse.
I want 1000 Rupees.
Its urgent dear.
Boy: here is 20 Rupees go in auto and take your purse
Boys rockzzzz.....
Inside Power
If Egg is broken outside force, Its Life Ends.
If broken by inside force Life Begins.
Trust Yourself
If broken by inside force Life Begins.
so
Great things always begin from Inside.Trust Yourself
Cute and True Lines
"Never choose as a friend without Understanding"
And
"Never lose me because of Misunderstanding".
And
"Never lose me because of Misunderstanding".
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